Boreegard Muses on the Tick

Consider the Joy of your Spouse

Consider the joy of your spouse,
When after much pain and aggravation,
You suspect that a foreign object,
A dam LIVING sucking foreign entitity,
Has decided to attach itself to the
Nether quarter of your arse.

You cannot see it of course,
Oh shucks to have eyes in the back of one’s head.
“Darling,” one finally says,” If
I drop trow, will you please
Inspect the suspicious area?”

She is completely happy to do so.

Eventually, with steady tweezers,
The offending bloodsucker is removed,
And hopeful salves are administered.
But darling, there are no guarantees.
And prayer may be the choice.

Boreegard
aka Mike O'Neil